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Official Record · Certified · Final

Nothing Has
Ever Beaten
A Taco.

The record is undefeated. Every appeal has been denied. The science was never in question. You may cast a vote if it brings you comfort. The outcome has already been determined.

4,847–0 All-Time Record

0 Close Calls

EST. ∞ Reign Duration

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The Arena · Main Event

Tonight's Matchup

The outcome is determined. Your vote is a formality. Cast it anyway.

Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger

🌮

TACO

4,847–0

VS

🍕

PIZZA

Will Lose

Official Merch

Wear the Record

The official headwear of taco supremacy. Two styles. One size wins all.

Choose a Challenger

Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger

🌮

TACO

4,847–0

VS

🍕

PIZZA

Will Lose

Official Merch

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Two hats. One position. Dress accordingly.

The Record

Every challenger. Every result. One outcome.

Official Collection

We Said
What We
Said.

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The Collection

The Arena

Prove It Yourself

50+ challengers. All defeated. Vote now.