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Nothing Has
Ever Beaten
A Taco.

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Tonight's Matchup

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Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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VS
🍕
PIZZA
Will Lose
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Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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VS
🍕
PIZZA
Will Lose
Choose a Challenger
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The Dossier

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Fights Won · Zero Losses · Undefeated · Undisputed
Total Rounds Fought
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Every vote cast across every matchup.
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Fights on Record
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One per challenger. All defeats.
Rounds Conceded
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Rounds where the opponent scored. Zero fights lost.
Most Votes Cast Against Tacos
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The food that mobilized the most opposition. Still lost.
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Closest Finish
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The match with the smallest margin of taco victory.
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Active Intelligence
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Votes cast in the last 24 hours.
The Full Record
Every challenger. Every outcome. The verdict was never in doubt.
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