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Nothing Has
Ever Beaten
A Taco.

The record is undefeated. Every appeal has been denied. The science was never in question. You may cast a vote if it brings you comfort. The outcome has already been determined.

– All-Time Record
0 Close Calls
EST. ∞ Reign Duration
The Arena · Main Event

Tonight's Matchup

The outcome is determined. Your vote is a formality. Cast it anyway.

Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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VS
🍕
PIZZA
Will Lose
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Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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VS
🍕
PIZZA
Will Lose
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Total Ballots Cast
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All votes. All challengers. One outcome.
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Opponents Faced
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All were warned.
Official Win Rate
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Adjusted for competitive integrity.
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Most Votes Cast Against Tacos
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The food that mobilized the most opposition. Still lost.
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Closest Finish
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The match with the smallest margin of taco victory.
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Active Intelligence
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Votes cast in the last 24 hours.
The Full Record
Every challenger. Every outcome. The verdict was never in doubt.
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